Drainage Rods.

[Daisy Dukes]

Does anyone have some drainage rods I could borrow? I will need instructing too.

Thank you in advance DD.

[elizabeth]

We have a set of rods you're welcome to borrow, we're in Lapta.

[Mowgli597]

Does anyone have some drainage rods I could borrow? I will need instructing too.

Thank you in advance DD.

Instructions:
1. Put a big rubber disk on the end of the first rod
2. Push that into the poop blocking the drain
3. As the rod disappears into the poop screw another one on
4. Repeat 3. until:
a) the rubber disk comes out of the other end with the blockage in front of it
b) you run out of rods
5. Pull all the rods back out MAKING SURE NOT TO UNSCREW THEM WHILE THEY’RE STILL IN THE HOLE
6. Wash the rods and rubber disk
7. Return them nicely and say “Thank you.”
8. Wash yourself thoroughly and rinse in smelly stuff until you smell like an Egyptian brothel

You’re welcome

[Daisy Dukes]

Hi Mowgli....Well what can I say...?

It wasn't quite as bad as you portrayed, but thank you so much for the preparation...I honestly imagined myself to be completely smothered in poop and stinking forever....thank the gods above that didn't happen! I did however wash the rods and am about to return them with a much felt thank you!!
You should do these type of instructions for other tools...very funny yet informative too.