Little Jimmy's English Lesson.

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Little Jimmy's English Lesson.

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Miss Frost was taking the class. She asked 'who can tell me the meaning of the word 'Fascinate'?
Three hands were raised.
'Yes Sonia can you tell us? -
'Our Dad took us to the circus at the weekend, there was a troupe of acrobats on high wires swinging from ropes and trapezes, it was fascinating to watch them'.
That's very good Sonia but that is not quite the meaning of the word fascinate.

Turning to the next hand she said to Elizabeth can you tell us?
'The other week we went to the Theatre where there was a Magic show with Magicians and a Hypnotist, we were fascinated by the tricks and things that they did'.
That is also very good Elizabeth but it is still not quite right.

Miss Frost was pretending not to notice the third hand, little Jimmy, frantically waving from the back of the class. and started to give her explanation but was interrupted by calls of 'Miss, Miss, Miss' Bowing to the inevitable and apprehensive about what may be to come she said 'Yes Jimmy please tell us what you think the word means'
''Well Miss, my sister has just bought a new cardigan, it has ten buttons on the front but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight'

With the class in uproar Miss Frost wanted to cry.

tt.
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