In Lancashire, Jack, age 82, and Ethel, age 79, are all excited about their decision to get married.
They go for a stroll in Blackpool front to discuss their wedding, and on the way to the bus stop for the trip back to Burnley they pass a chemist shop and Jack suggests they go in.
(don’t get ahead of me)
Jack asks the chap behind the counter:
"Are you t’ owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jack: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart pills?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jack: "How about medicine for t’circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds"
Jack: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jack: "How about suppositories?"
Pharmacist: "Aye lad"
Jack:
"Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Jack: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, ant’antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jack: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We do..."
Jack: "You sell wheelchairs, them zimmerwhatsits and walking sticks? What about them scooters?
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jack: "Adult incontinence drawers?"
Pharmacist: "Yes."
Jack chatted to Ethel who nodded:
"Then we'd like to use this store for our wedding presents list..."
Getting Married
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