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In Flight

Posted: Thu 13 Aug 2015 6:13 am
by topten
Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:

'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto . The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and.....
OH, MY GOD !'

Silence followed!
Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.

'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you .
While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap.
You should see the front of my pants!'

One Scots passenger yelled...

'For f*#k's sake, you think you've got problems ........ you should see the back of mine!!!'