Getting Married

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Getting Married

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In Lancashire, Jack, age 82, and Ethel, age 79, are all excited about their decision to get married.


They go for a stroll in Blackpool front to discuss their wedding, and on the way to the bus stop for the trip back to Burnley they pass a chemist shop and Jack suggests they go in.

(don’t get ahead of me)


Jack asks the chap behind the counter:
"Are you t’ owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jack: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart pills?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jack: "How about medicine for t’circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds"

Jack: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jack: "How about suppositories?"

Pharmacist: "Aye lad"

Jack:


"Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."



Jack: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, ant’antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."



Jack: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "We do..."



Jack: "You sell wheelchairs, them zimmerwhatsits and walking sticks? What about them scooters?

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."



Jack: "Adult incontinence drawers?"

Pharmacist: "Yes."



Jack chatted to Ethel who nodded:



"Then we'd like to use this store for our wedding presents list..."

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