My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
My wife sent her photograph to the Lonely Hearts Club. They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely.
Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.
Intellectual
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